Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Mason is Famous Again

http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2008/fsb/0804/gallery.rice_b_plan_competition_08.fsb/23.html

In an effort to not get completely out of order on my blog, I thought I'd go ahead and post this since I've been meaning to for a while. During the business plan competition Mason and Claudia were photographed for this spread. Way cool.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

A Quick Trip to Galveston

One perk of Houston is our proximity to Galveston. Sure, it's not the most desirable beach in the world, but you can smell the salty air and pick up a few sea shells. Keep an eye out for those glass shards though. On this particular morning, there was a kind old fisherman who drove up in his pickup truck and told us to keep an eye out for the "ki-oats." That's "coyote" to those of you who aren't familiar with the accent. He said he'd picked up a dead one on the beach recently and didn't want one to get my dog or baby. Thanks, Mister. So sweet of you. Now don't let that mental image spoil these pictures and video of our morning in Galvatraz.




"Skip Skip Water" is Avery's version of "Skip to My Lou." She's just discovered this skill and is a skipping maniac. Notice how she gets freaked out when the waves come her way but she tries to play it cool.


Ahem

I've been really proud of myself lately for going to the gym at the crack of dawn on a regular basis. Clearly, I'm not missed. This picture is 100% legit...not one bit posed. Dang dog lifted her head when I walked back in the room like I was really getting on her last nerve for disrupting her beauty sleep.




Lemon

Have you ever been driving full speed ahead down the highway when this warning suddenly pops up on your dashboard? Did your car thrust and jolt and your baby was in the backseat and you panicked but your dad always told you the worst thing on earth you can do is pull over on the side of a busy highway so you just kept driving? I have. Lots. Way more than my fair share of times. The warning light and the thrusting wasn't the biggest issue. The part I was most disgusted about was that the dealership didn't believe me and my warranty is up in May. Mason and I were really sweating about what to do because we didn't want to buy an extended warranty(though we finally did), didn't want to pay for repairs out of pocket and didn't want to sell my car. I told them no less than 5 times that this warning light is a fairly common occurence. They said they saw no record of it in the car computer and blew me off. After the 3rd time they replaced my battery and told me that it would "definitely" solve the problem. Thank goodness the warning light came on for Mason last week. He blew a fuse, took pictures and stormed down to give the guys a piece his mind. Bingo. I got a brand spanking new transmission courtesy of BMW Midtown. Thanks, punkasses.


Avery's 2nd Birthday

For Avery's second birthday we headed up to the local elementary school park. The weather was perfect (but too windy for candles!) and the kids had fun playing on the playground.
Avery and Maggie patiently waited for a cupcake....

...and their patience paid off.


Avery found this technique much more effective.

We came home and opened up her presents. She loved her baby dolls (no surprise there) and all of their accessories. Look at how excited she is. She can hardly wait until I get it out of the box.

She loves this one even though it's clearly an obese newborn. The thing must weigh 10 pounds. Mason and I think she may throw her back out playing with this "Baby GG."

The end of a good day. We gathered up all of her charges and let her sleep with everyone.


68 Seconds of Fame

Good job, Mason! We are proud of you.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

All Synced Up - It's a Google Miracle

I'm not a technology guru by any means but I thought this was so important that it may just reduce the divorce rate. So we all know that you need to be an Outlook user to sync with Blackberry. But did you know that if you don't use Outlook and have programmed your entire life into your Yahoo! calendar as I have, there's hope for you? Better yet, did you know that you can share a Google calendar online so that when your husband is at school getting candy out of airplanes (see previous post) he has no excuse about missing events because the paper calendar (that's so 2006) is at home? If you have not already synced your life with that of your significant other, please do this. Blackberry syncs with Outlook. Outlook syncs with Yahoo! Yahoo! syncs with Outlook which syncs back to Google. See? Round and round your calendar goes. If you're sitting at a stoplight wondering what you're doing later in the afternoon, you can check your calendar on your phone because you've automatically synced Google to Outlook which has magically synced itself to Yahoo! which has then transferred all of your information back to Outlook and onto your Blackberry. AND YOU NEVER LIFT A FINGER. I'm offering free syncing advice to all 4 of my readers because it has no doubt improved my life and I want to improve yours too.

For those 2 of my 4 readers who still have plain old cell phones, I'm afraid there's no hope for you. I bet you even still use paper calendars. Geez.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Happy 2nd Birthday, Avery Girl!

On this day last year our little girl was...
Sweet
Innocent
About 20 pounds
Just taking her first steps
Easy to distract
Easy to run errands with
Saying quite a few words like "Dissie, Owo, Dada, Mama"




Cupcake Breakfast on Her 2nd Birthday

This year our little girl is about 27 pounds, talking up a storm, testing out her new found jumping skills, bossy as can be and... too crazy to describe in bullets. I want Mason to come add some later but here are a few of my favorite memories during our second year of life with Avery.

She's in love with monkeys. Take her to the zoo and she doesn't need guidance. She'll take you straight to the monkeys. She's got the monkey noise down as well as most of the other everyday animals. Mason even made up a sound for what a camel says that she has mastered and it's hilarious. We've spent countless hours looking at our "100 Animals" book with Avery refusing to look at anything but the four monkeys. That leaves 96 others we ignored. She would show the monkeys to anyone who would look, including Dixie and her babies. Then she moved on to "Goodnight Gorilla" which Mason still says is his favorite.


When we're not at the zoo or reading monkey books, Avery is playing with her babies. Not real ones, but the lower maintenance kind that can be stuffed and tossed and strolled and shoved into seats. Too many adults have been fooled by what at first seems to be a sweet interest in a baby in a car seat. Wrong. What Avery is quick to clarify is that she wants the real baby out of the seat so that she can put her baby in. She's not apologetic either. Just get your baby out, lady. She'll say please - "Baby out, please." and she's pretty good at "Thank you" which has now turned into "Thanks." She loves babies with accessories. She will cover and uncover, take a pacifier out and put it back in, buckle and unbuckle, pat, shush, bounce and sing to her entire brood for hours on end. I can't take her for walks in the stroller anymore. She refuses to get in. The only way she'll go is if she puts her baby in the stroller and pushes it herself. Mason came home from a walk last week that took 45 minutes and they only went a few blocks because Avery was pushing "at 2 miles an hour" the entire time.


She still loves her leopard, hot milk, has learned everyone in the extended family's names and knows where all of the neighbors live as well. She knows that when we're near the "donut store" we're also right around the corner from home. She knows that at the "park" you "swing and slide" and can pretty much tell us what she wants to eat as her vocabulary is extensive enough to cover "ice cream, bread, sandwich, chicken, noodles, orange juice, apple juice (which she is not shy about asking for from waiters) cookies, candy, chocolate, fruit, apples, pineapple, grapes, crackers, cheese, mango." I could go on forever. My point is that she's got the talking thing down. She's starting to understand concepts like "tomorrow, later, in a minute, after, first, etc." which is helpful but we still have our fair share of fits just from her not getting her way and not understanding that we're on our way to do something.

She's still fearless. We took her to Schlitterbahn last summer and she absolutely loved it. We can't wait to go back again because this year she'll be able to do even more stuff herself. We went to the rodeo recently and she didn't hesitate to go down the big slides and she loved the roller coasters.

Avery has a memory like an elephant. She has only been inside Mason's school once and it was about 2 months ago. Today I said, "Where's dada?" "School." she said. "What does he do there?" I asked. Her response was "candy - airplane." I had no clue what she was talking about and I really wasn't even expecting a response. Mason and I figured out after talking about it that the night we took her up there, there was an airplane pinata full of candy during a festival. So, Avery thinks that school is a place where you hit airplanes with a colorful stick and candy falls out. Sounds good to me. We'll let her keep thinking that for a while. I have a million other examples of the same memory things but if I let myself go I'll write forever.

I may have to come back and add later so please excuse me for editing myself. I can't believe how much she's changed since last year and as you can see from the small number of bullets from her first birthday, I can't even remember what she was doing. I'm determined to use the blog as a way to document things for us. I had a friend in college whose dad would write her a letter every year on her birthday. It was a review of everything she'd accomplished and he'd tell her all the reasons he was proud of her. I remember her reading it and bawling. I'm trying to avoid the mush factor for everyone's sake but, Avery, please know that we love you more than anything in the whole wide world and we're so happy to get to play with you every day! You are one hilarious monkey! (There, I did it and I have to go to bed now before I really start crying!)

Here's to a happy, healthy, potty trained 3rd year!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

$164 Bucks


I'm jumping on the fashion blogging bandwagon now because I love this swimsuit and I need someone to give me permission to buy it. I saw it at Nordstrom a few weeks ago and it's still stuck in my head. I'm over getting tan and I've come to terms with the fact that my gut is over a two-piece. This would require less sunscreen, provide more coverage and I don't think it's as matronly as some one piece suits. See how nicely the casually crumpled mid-section would cover everything? My last bathing suit came from the Juniors section at Dillard's. It's time to graduate.
There are some things I think are totally worth the money and others that are just silly. Fancy dinners that cost $200 and are gone in an hour? No way. Juicy bathing suits that I promise I would keep for years? Worth every dime.

Strep Throat

This is an interview with Avery after a shot of antibiotics in her "knee" and 14 hours of sleep. Poor kid still sounds like a frog but she's doing better.





And, a picture of the nap she took on the couch this afternoon. Just crawled right up while I was on the phone and passed out.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Pee Pee

Just wanted to have it on record for Avery's sake that she peed in the potty twice last week and she also , well, you know. I also thought I should have on record that on the same day she peed twice in the potty, she went on the wool rug in her bedroom and the sisal rug in the living room. Baby steps.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

It's a Boy!

Kelly and Perry just had their baby! He's chubby and cute and rumor has it he looks like Kelly. She said he's not at all wrinkly so he looks like he's a few weeks old. We all thought he was going to be blonde so the dark hair is throwing everyone for a loop and now they're stumped on the name. Stay tuned...

Friday, February 15, 2008

Goat



Blogger, Oh Blogger, why do you hate me so? I try to upload a video directly and you won't let me so I go to YouTube and it loads 15 videos at once. It's a conspiracy. I wasn't meant to blog. It would be fine if they were 15 videos I wanted to load but no, that would be way too easy.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Super Bowl Sunday

We had a great Super Bowl Sunday. We'd been talking about it for weeks and we're happy to report that it went exactly as planned. We did absolutely NOTHING. Nothing that required a shower or any scrambling around, anyway. We had Shipley's for breakfast and we fed the ducks at the pond up the road. Well, we tried to feed the ducks but they really didn't even look our way. They were totally stuck up and must have been used to finer fare. We had fun anyway and Avery didn't seem offended that they refused her bread. We headed home for naps to prepare us for the many hours of Super Bowl madness that lay ahead. Part of our 3 person party plan was to get Popeye's Chicken. Don't ask me why, Mason just said he wanted it. So, we got chicken, rice and beans, fries, biscuits and mashed potatoes. Mmmmmm....just as tasty as we'd hoped. Here are some pictures of our trip to the duck pond. I don't have any pictures of our gluttonous lunch. Just look at our bellies next time you see us.




The proof is in the....

BROCOLLI! Just wanted to brag on our monkey a little bit. We were eating lunch on Saturday and she shoved her pudding aside to eat her BROCOLLI! Yep, it's true. Kelly told us about these single sized, cheese covered brocolli things and it turns out they're a hit. I'm sure there's twice as much fat, salt, sugar, and chemicals in that fake cheese as in the pudding but at least we're trying!


Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Flapper Hat


Hat
Originally uploaded by jillio76
It was so cold and windy today but I was determined to get out and test the camera. What do you think?

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Just a Tuesday Night Update

So we've kind of had a lot happening lately but my camera has been an issue. I finally bought a new one today so I'll be obsessively taking pictures again soon, I'm sure. Let's see...my car kept claiming that it was having transmission and brake failures but the problem was solved with a new battery. Avery had a fever for a solid 5 days and was a very miserable little lady. The only good thing about it was that we were able to sit for hours on end and read books. We had a whole stack of "big girl" books waiting for us in the closet and we found some new favorites. She's decided Santa is her hero since it's January. She was introduced to him multiple times in December but she didn't think he was very cool then. The idea is just now sinking in. Her monkey books are still number one but Santa is running a pretty close second right now. She was pretty pitiful but with a gallon of Motrin and some bed rest, she's back in full force now. Dixie is still being held captive in the pack 'n' play in the living room. She's pretty pitiful too but the dang dog actually pulls on the leash and tries to run, even with her knee bone cracked in two, when I take her outside. So, bed rest for her too for the next 8 weeks. The playpen setup isn't bugging me too much now but ask me again at the end of this recovery phase. Here's a video of Dixie, Avery and Snoopy on a pretty average day here in Houston.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Doggie Prayers - Please Begin

So after a false alarm today, Dixie is at the vet (all alone!) awaiting her surgery first thing in the morning. She went in this morning and was all psyched up but two emergency fractures came in and they had to go first. So, I asked if we could go get her but they said it was best just to let her sleep there and be the first surgery tomorrow. Don't worry, she's got her sleeping bag with her.

It is so quiet around here without her. This morning Avery asked where Dixie was and I told her she'd gone to school with Dada. Sure enough, as soon as Mason walked in the door Avery said, "And Dixie, too?" Not sadly, just matter of factly since that's what I'd told her. Dang. I keep forgetting about that ever lengthening memory of hers.

Anyway, please send kind wishes to Dixie in the morning and, as soon as I replace my camera that died on Mason's China trip, I'll post some pictures of the recovery.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Our Other Little Girl

Our friend, Dixie, is the sweetest dog in the whole world and about the craziest, most active girl we've ever met. She goes nonstop and greets people with her whole body. (This is a positive post so let's not mention the piercing barking that goes along with the greeting.) She is only about 6 and loves to swim and play fetch a million times a day if we let her. We noticed last year that she wasn't moving quite as fast anymore and that she'd yelp sometimes when she'd go get the ball. We took her to the vet and they said it was just hip displaysia but not severe enough to do anything about. I was heartbroken because this hasn't slowed down her enthusiasm to play and I couldn't explain to her why I wouldn't throw the ball for her anymore. Now things have gotten so bad that she won't even put any weight on her left leg and will hop around on three legs. Even still it doesn't slow her down and she brought me the ball again today. Well, the bad (and good) news is that the problem is actually a knee problem (Avery calls it Dixie's "ouchie knee.") and it's going to require surgery. The vet (where we went for a second opinion) said she's actually torn the ligament in her knee and her bones rub together when she puts weight on it, causing her pain. It requires an 8 to 10 week recovery time which will mean that she's kenneled for that entire time, at home, and taken out to pee on a leash. That's going to be tough for us (just cause we'll be sad) but Mason and I have both agreed that we'll do that for her, of course. The good news is that, the surgery, which requires a metal plate, a few pins in her leg and one night away from home, is 85 -95% effective, so by summer she should be back to her old self! I CAN'T WAIT! I've felt so terrible for her not being able to play and I'm so relieved that there's a solution and an end in sight. We'll keep you posted on the surgery so you can say a little doggie prayer for her.

Why I Don't Cook

I made calzones. From scratch. With flour. It was one of the few times in my life I've actually used flour for something and not a boxed mix. I used a package of yeast to make the dough nice and doughy and I even let it rise overnight. The next night I was preparing the innards for the calzones with my mom and Avery in the kitchen over a period of about 30 minutes. Avery was toddling around at our feet minding her own business as we minded ours. We weren't paying too much attention to her because she's pretty self-sufficient these days and is usually so busy taking care of her Baby Katie that she doesn't do anything else. That night was different. We were browning the sausage when we looked down and found Avery walking away with a large box of Cascade. Yikes! We stopped her in her tracks, giggled to ourselves about our poor babysitting skills and went back to cooking. We were mixing the cheeses when from around the corner came Avery with a large jar of Miracle Grow tucked casually under her arm like a football. Again, we stopped her, chastised ourselves and moved on. Not five minutes later Avery had a scrub brush on a stick and was really scrubbing on the breaker box with the door to it wide open. She was on a mission to clean that thing right up. Not sure who installs a breaker box that low but at my parents' house it's right at Avery's eye level and it must have been dirty. We realized that in order to get dinner on the table at a decent hour we needed backup so we yelled for Pops. He was on his way down the hall to hang out with Avery when he said, completely seriously, "Who put the golf tee in the electrical outlet?!" Oops.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Lost and Found - Then Almost Stolen

Tonight we're in FW (note previous posts about never ever being home) and we were heading back from dinner when we found a very cute Spaniel sort of a dog standing in the middle of a residential intersection. It was a 4 way stop, no crazy traffic or anything but still. He was standing out there and his mom was nowhere to be seen. So I got out of my car to ask him where he lived and he very willingly hopped right into my mom's lap in the backseat. We drove around for a few minutes looking for someone who might look like they lost their dog (you can always tell) to no avail. He was wearing a bark collar type thing but no tags. (PEOPLE, PUT TAGS ON YOUR DOGS!) My mom had the genius idea to take him to the 24 hour vet nearby to see if he had a microchip. Voila. He did. (Avery's will be put in next week.) Meanwhile he and my mom had gotten to know each other and she was even showing off his excellent behavior to a bystander in the waiting room. We were given the phone number and address to his mom's house. We had jokingly discussed how it was very possible that the dog lived right where we picked him up so our valiant rescue efforts could have just as easily been a kidnapping. He ended up living about 4 blocks from where we found him so he actually had gone on quite a stroll. We find the house and it's totally dark. I knock. No answer but the TV mutes. (Please keep in mind that the microchip people who gave me the address said that the owners had already reported him missing so I'm thinking we're dealing with frantic, loving parents who are beside themselves and wouldn't eat or sleep until their pup was safe and sound.) I knock again. Nothing. The house is creepy. I yell, "Hello?" Still thinking that they must be so worried that it's good for me to persevere. I start walking around to the back wondering what my gravestone will read if I'm shot in someones dark, spooky backyard trying to do a good deed. Suddenly, a guy around 20 walks out in his white socks and Rob Zombie t-shirt, clearly unconcerned. By this point, Malvey (so named for the street where we had found our new dog) had very comfortably lounged his filthy, smelly, very cute self onto my mom's brand new jacket and it hadn't taken us long to decide we loved him. I ask if he's lost his dog and yes, he has. He walks to the back of my car and greets the dog by saying,
"Luke, you're in trouble."
What?!
How about "Luke, I missed you! I'm so sorry I'm a jackass and I left the gate/fence/door open and you got lost and spent your evening cold and scared. I'm so happy these people were able to bring you home! Let's go sit on the couch together, eat some Beggin' Strips and talk about what happened."
Suddenly we were very sad. We wished we had just kept Luke because he was a very good dog. The hour we spent together was a happy hour. My mom claims that the owner was stoned. (She thinks anyone who walks outside in a black Rob Zombie t-shirt and white socks is stoned.) The phone number we had to call for Luke's mom had a voicemail with an older, momish sounding person so we're making ourselves feel better by figuring that it was the mom who called the microchip company to report Luke missing. Then, she had to work the night shift to pay for her son's drug habit and had no choice but to leave for work to pay the bills. The son then got baked on the couch, as usual, and totally forgot about Luke. He couldn't answer the door when I first knocked because he was hiding his stash. Now, as the story in my head goes, Luke's mom is home and has showered Luke with the love (and hopefully soap and water) he deserves and she's forever grateful to the generous strangers who spent an hour helping Luke get back home. We miss you, Luke.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

I fixed it!

Okay, I'm getting better at my pictures but it's taken me two hours and it's 12:15. My kids had better thank me someday for this blog thing. I finally figured out how to put the pictures in the middle of the text by copying and pasting the HTML. See Christmas. If you girls know of an easier way please do share. Seems like I should just be able to drag them where I want them to go but that's not the case. Guess I can't complain since the people at Blogger are a whole lot smarter than me. Any input would be appreciated.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Testing My Audience

Robin and Jason



Robin and Mason

你好


That says "hello" in Chinese. Since Mason is there for 10 days we're hoping he gets the message. We got one email from him saying that he ate duck tongue. He said a lot more but I lost my concentration after reading that part. What's the point of eating duck tongue? It can't be big so I'm not sure why you'd even pay enough attention to yank it out and cook it.




I'm not sure if I have no news because I'm tired or because I really have no news. The most exciting thing I can think of is that Megan changed the sensitivity on my mouse and I'm a new woman. I can fly through my tasks like never before. No more dragging across the screen. Zip zip and I'm done.




I think Avery has spent a total of two nights in her own bed since mid-December because we keep dragging her out of town. She's here for one night tonight and tomorrow we're heading to Fort Worth. With Mason being gone for so long we're trying to keep ourselves occupied and I think we're actually a little too good at it. We went to Austin for 3 days and helped Maggie and Katherine eat, drink and be merry over their baptism weekend. Now Gram and Pops are awaiting Avery's arrival with a battery operated car Gram found on super sale. I guess they've already tested it out and they said that she's going to need a helmet. Seems like most activities with Gram and Pops require helmets. Should make for a wild and crazy weekend.




Thursday, January 3, 2008

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

New Year's 2007!





Happy 2008! We had a great trip to Austin and spent a very cold night at the lake for New Year's. Shannon, Kevin and Beckett joined us and we had a very relaxed evening. We were able to get a few smores down the hatch before Kevin made the executive decision that it was way too cold to be outside by the fire. He was right. We went back in for a little Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve (where Shannon made the executive decision that Dick should go ahead and call it a day) and then played some intense Sequence until 3 am.



In other (and very tragic) New Year's news, we learned during a New Year's Dinner trip to Trudy's on South Lamar that it's going to be moving. Where it stands now, it's only a couple of minutes from Matt and Megan's house and we all visit it regularly. As of January 27th, it's moving further down I-35 and Matt has declared that they'll no longer be going. We won't either. Dang! We'll miss you, Trudy's!

Home!


So we're back home after a whirlwind few weeks of eating and visiting and opening and eating and visiting. Our holiday started with Mason taking me on an awesome surprise birthday dinner date to Fleming's. Avery went to the Hamlins for the day and night so we also got some shopping done. Then, it was off to Montana with the whole group. We flew up with Mason's parents and my parents and Matt and Myra were there waiting for us. Megan, Matt, Maggie and Katherine joined us soon thereafter and we had a great time. My mom had the house decorated with lots of things to get us in the spirit and they were even able to have a lot of snow ready for our arrival. It was COLD! There were stockings for everyone (including Kelly and Big P who had to stay at home awaiting their baby) and lots of good food. The Hamlins got a tour of the town, we had great meals at home and in Whitefish and got lots of sledding in too. A few of the highlights were...
the girls sledding

Maggie skiing (she's only 2 1/2!)


a great Christmas Eve dinner






Gram's daily drawer presents for Maggie and Avery


Avery's obsession with Baby "Kafferum" and babies in general


and everyone getting to spend time just hanging out.


There was also a cute little set of blocks that was supposed to read "Merry Christmas" and other such appropriate messages, unless it was Friday.